Welcome to Writing to Go
A takeout banquet of food for thought.
Now serving Gourmet Essays with an Attitude.
What’s on the menu:
A choice selection of random observations
stuffed with irony and roasted to perfection
served rare, on a bed of tangy punch lines
with a variety of fine whines.
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